So I just had a phone interview, and when I called the guy I didn’t know it’d be an interview , but despite the anxiety being amplified by the buttload of caffeine in my system right now and my rooted brain from no sleep and an intense exam this morning, I apparently did well enough to go to the group practical interview thingy next week. Which is neat, I guess. 

Barney dancing to “single ladies”

(Source: stinson)

So, chemistry’s kind of cool

Maybe I’ll do that too

I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed the first ten minutes of a film so much as I’ve done with The Invention of Lying. I honestly wouldn’t care if anything actually happens in this movie, the premise is just so delightful.

Things I don’t like:

• When the flat doesn’t smell like biscuits

But it does now, so that’s okay. 

blushful:

Invitation Card (by Alan Mays)

danseboheme:

• Trilbies
• Casually worn crappy formal wear
• Anyone who says “you’re entitled to your opinion”
• Sexually repressed “friend-zone” assholery
• Use of political opinion to gauge intelligence
• Terrible listeners
• Anyone who likes Guns and Roses
• Creepers
• Any shoe from Glassons
• “Kitchen jokes are so…

“Any shoe from Glassons” I shuddered. It’s like they’re playing how-many-(things that are for some reason) trends-can-we-tack-onto-one-piece-of-shit-shoe chicken with all the other chain stores. 

“Well Cotton On I see your desert boot wedges and I raise you one pair of desert boot PLATFORM wedges with fringing and cutouts which also make them look kinda like gladiator sandals which are probably due for a comeback in time for winter”

Barbie’s dimensions drawn onto an actual person

(Source: stinson)